Today is valentines day! and i have brought my friends all the cupcakes i could get, along with some other snacks because i know most of them arent going to get a valentine anyways, same tho

Well, this one girl seemes upset as she was walking in there and I said 'ohh, ima give her a cupcake'. She was so happy thta i gave her one! But her joy turned to denial when she realized that she wasnt allowed to eat. Being curious, i asked her, and she said "Oh, its because im Catholic"

Wait, im catholic too, i thought to myself. That's when I remembered that today is ash wednesday, which means that i have to abstain from meat today, and to only eat one meal today (Not like i do that already! lol). So, here I am with a bad full of mini cupcakes from walmart that i got half off. There they are, staring at me as I type.

This one guy that I know is planning to do something absolutely diabolical today. He said he was going to but engagement rings in peoples drinks to see how the couples in the restaurant would react. Damn...Imagine thinking that your man asked for your hand in marriage and realizing that this was all for a teenagers little prank...

Well, may God forgive me but that cupcake is looking extra scrumptious today...