The Den of Elari

MY MOM ALMOST FOUND OUT THAT I WAS GAY

Okay so here is what happened

So i think people know about that little hand thing gay people do right. Its like they have a broken hand but they don't, and its kinda a way of knowing whos in the LGBTQ community?

Well, it was exactly 3:50 and it was time to go home and i got in my moms car. And when i got in i said "hiii" and then did the hand thing. My mom was quiet, on the drive home i was confused, I kept asking her what was wrong until I realized what i've done. I kept telling her "hey hey hey, im not gay! no! no!"

Well she ended up laughing over my pleas... so i think im safe, for now. However, at diner she kept saying stuff like "oh no, my own daughter being gay... i would faint"